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Why I’d urge everyone to avoid the 2005-12 crime drama The Closer

  The southern accent Kyra Sedgwick faked on the show is annoying as nails on a chalkboard. Fellow New Yorkers like George Carlin or Mary Tyler Moore could fake one much better. The show tends to screw up with violating the sixth amendment which was thankfully fixed on the spin-off Major Crimes . "The writing is really bad. Conversations are made unnatural in order to create problems and drama. Brenda, the main character, shows up at people's homes or workplaces and starts asking them all sorts of questions without telling them who she is, then gets aggressive with people when they get defensive and don't immediately answer her and do what she tells them to. One example that really annoyed me: one suspect asks to see his brother and, instead of saying, "I'm sorry, that's not possible, he's dead," Brenda goes, "That's impossible!" Nobody talks like that!" "Brenda only got her job because she's the Chief's ex-LOVER, w...

Number of versions for Lego games

Note: This will exclude any mobile exclusives or online-only games Lego Island - 1 Lego Loco - 1 Lego Chess - 1 Lego Creator - 1 Lego Friends - 1 Lego Racers - 4 Lego Rock Raiders - 2 Legoland - 1 Lego Alpha Team - 2 Lego Stunt Rally - 2 Lego Creator: Knights’ Kingdom - 1 Lego Island 2: The Brickster’s Revenge - 4 Lego Racers 2 - 3 Lego Bionicle: Quest for the Toa - 1 Lego Creator: Harry Potter - 1 Lego Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - 1 Soccer Mania - 3 Island Xtreme Stunts - 3 Drone Racers - 4 Bionicle: Matoran Adventures Galidor: Defenders of the Outer Dimension - 2 Bionicle - 6 Lego Knights’ Kingdom - 1 Bionicle: Maze of Shadow - 1 Lego Star Wars: The Video Game - 6 Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy - 10 Bionicle Heroes - 8 Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga - 8 Lego Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures - 8 Lego Batman: The Videogame - 8 Lego Battles - 1 Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues - 7 Lego Rock Band - 4 Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4 - 12 L...

How awful the 1994 North movie is

  North, the titular/main character, is an incredibly unlikable protagonist. He is supposed to be a brilliant kid who had the misfortune of having bad parents who don't care for him, but instead he comes across as a kid with serious ego issues who abandons his parents just because he feels they don't give him the attention he feels he deserves. The only reason he comes back to them is that he felt that his  other  parents were either not good enough for him or didn't worship him enough. The fact that this movie ends with a dream sequence and racist stereotypes flood it might suggest that North is either a racist or doesn't understand other people's cultures. He is always rude to everyone, even the people who are nice to him . The story makes no sense, and every scene feels rushed and incomplete. Its message is confusing and problematic. Most of the humor and jokes are very offensive, insulting, and forced: The pants factory joke is painfully unfunny and makes no sen...